





Crude City originals live on one side. Independent labels, promoters and collaborators get their own space on the other.
Crude City-designed ranges, drops and sub-collections.
Independent labels, promoters, studios and collaborators get a dedicated storefront inside Crude City — their identity, their collection, our platform.

Full print. Zero filter. Ten loud jerseys. Rude little details. Very questionable dancing.
SHOP ALL TEN PRINTS ↗







































Pick a design, choose black or white and your size, then add it straight to the bag. Every released piece is printed to order. For full-colour prints from collar to cuff, explore SHIRTFACED.
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE ↗
01 / THE NEW DROP
All garments · Swipe collections to explore
ALL GARMENTS · 18+
No matching designs. Try another category or clear your search.
Browse the design archive below. Products that are ready to buy are clearly marked with live sizes, prices and checkout.
FRESH FROM THE CITY
Released pieces show current sizes, prices and checkout. Join the mail list for new drops and first-order offers.
Featured T-shirts and hoodies from the Dub & Disorder range. Swipe the products, inspect the views, then open the full collection.
Darker humour for the nights that became mornings.
Four selected designs. Open the full page for the range.
Official Secret Circle merch from the Algarve.
SMILEY + DUB / SIX COLLECTIONS
Original artwork and correctly matched lifestyle imagery, with no unrelated collection images.
03 / MANIFESTO
Crude City comes from bass-heavy nights, record sleeves, sweat-soaked clubs and the jokes you probably shouldn’t tell at dinner. We choose bold artwork and print each garment to order. These are considered pieces for rave nights and everything after, with no piles of unsold stock.
BACK TO THE DROP ↗BAD TASTE. GOOD MUSIC. THE FULL COLLECTION.
SHOP EVERYTHING ↗WORLDWIDE SHIPPING / FROM THE UNDERGROUND
Crude City operates from a highly classified underground facility somewhere in Portugal. Delivery availability, shipping cost and the final VAT-inclusive total are shown before you pay.
If you need it for a festival, birthday or another fixed date, be organised and order early. Tracking is supplied when the carrier makes it available.
And yes, you can complain. But be warned, Karen… your complaint may become our next T-shirt design.
Pick the theme you want us to make next. The most votes wins.
CHOOSE A THEME ↑
CRUDE CITY ORIGINALS / LIVE COLLECTIONPUBLICEight designs. Pink, lime and yellow. Distinct distressed backs.
LIVE NOW · BLACK / WHITE · XS–5XL · €25


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.

Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.

Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.


Distinct front + distressed graphic back.
Black or white · XS–5XL · €25.
CRUDE CITY / ORIGINALS
Jungle. Drum & bass. Techno. Black classic cotton tees · €25.
All 13 hidden pieces are mixed through the full collection below. Tap any piece to inspect colours, sizes and price.
Every live Crude City and Guest List product stays accessible here — same products and checkout, only the presentation has gone completely sideways.
SHIRTFACEDENTER COLLECTION ↗
SOUND CULTUREENTER COLLECTION ↗
PUBLIC NUISANCEENTER COLLECTION ↗
NEON STATICENTER COLLECTION ↗
DUB & DISORDERENTER COLLECTION ↗
POOR TASTE SOCIETYENTER COLLECTION ↗
LADIES AFTER DARKENTER COLLECTION ↗
HEADS UP / HATSENTER COLLECTION ↗
POSTERSENTER COLLECTION ↗
FESTIVAL FLAGSENTER COLLECTION ↗
